Panic, Patriotism, and Purple Penguins

I woke up this morning in a panic. One minute I was dead to the world. The next minute I bolted out of bed as if my sheets were molten lava. I stood there muttering, “Oh crap,” over and over again. My eyes blinking wildly. Focus. Focus. Is that the time? Oh crap! I ranContinue reading “Panic, Patriotism, and Purple Penguins”